THE BUZZARD, THE BAT & THE BUMMBLEBEE The Buzzard: If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet and is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that...
Have You Sharpened Your Axe?
HAVE YOU SHARPENED YOUR AXE? A young man approached the foreman of a logging crew and asked for a job. “That depends,” replied the foreman. “Let’s see you fell this tree.” The young man stepped forward and skillfully felled a great tree. Impressed, the foreman exclaimed, “You can start...
I May Never See Tomorrow
I MAY NEVER SEE TOMORROW I may never see tomorrow There’s no written guarantee And things that happened yesterday Belong to history. I cannot predict the future I cannot change the past I have just the present moment I must treat it as my last. I must use the...
Beginning With Him – April, 2009
BEGINNING WITH HIM … APRIL, 2009 A note from doug: From time to time, at the beginning of the month, I like to send out a compilation message of various items I…ve accumulated over time. However, this month I want to dedicate this message to the state of E-Mail...
The Lord’s Baseball Game
THE LORD’S BASEBALL GAME Bob and the Lord stood by to observe a baseball game. The Lord’s team was playing Satan’s team. The Lord’s team was at bat, the score was tied zero to zero, and it was the bottom of the 9th inning with two outs. They continued...
