DRINKING FROM MY SAUCER I’ve never made a fortune and it’s probably too late now, But I don’t worry about that much ’cause I’m happy anyhow. And as I go along life’s way I’m reaping better than I sow, I’m drinking from my saucer ’cause my cup has overflowed....
Life
Beyond Death
BEYOND DEATH A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was leaving the room after paying a visit, and said, “Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side.” Very quietly the doctor said, “I don’t know.” “You don’t know? You, a Christian...
Important Recall Notice
IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE Vital For Your Health and Well-being! The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component or heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units,...
World’s Greatest Chef
WORLD’S GREATEST CHEF I love the taste of T-bone steak, Delicious every bite, But there’s nothing like the Word of God, For my spiritual appetite. The Word of God has milk and meat, And even ice cream and cake. Take a slice of the Bread of Life, And coffee...
Trouble Tree
TROUBLE TREE The carpenter I hired to help me restore an old farmhouse had just finished a rough first day on the job. A flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric saw quit, and now his ancient pickup truck refused to start. While I drove...