THE APPLE BASKET One day an elderly man entered into a hospital. He was grumpy from being on medication and the nurses thought him to be insane, as he yelled for his wife to get the apple basket. By the time they had checked him into his room the...
Stories
Tax Assessor
TAX ASSESSOR A tax assessor came one day to a poor pastor to determine the amount of taxes the pastor would have to pay. The following conversation took place; “What property do you possess?” asked the assessor. “I am a very wealthy man,” replied the minister. “List your possessions,...
Psalm 23 (For the Workplace)
PSALM 23 (FOR THE WORKPLACE) The Lord is my boss, and I shall not want. He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me. He reminds me to pray, before I speak in anger. He restores my sanity. He guides my decisions that I might honor Him in...
Letter from God
From: GOD To: All those who believe in me Date: Today and Everyday Subject: Life’s problems I am God. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help. If the devil happens to deliver a situation to you that you...
It Is All In The Resumes
IT IS ALL IN THE RESUMES TO: Jesus, Son of Joseph The Woodrcrafter’s Carpenter Shop Nazareth 25922 FROM: Jordan Management Consultants Jerusalem 26544 RE: Personnel Evaluations Thank you for submitting the resumes of the twelve men you have picked for managerial positions in your new organization. All of them...