REQUEST FOR TRANSFER TO: Commander and Chief Spiritual Armed Forces, Jesus Christ Dear Lord; I am writing this to You to request a transfer to a desk job. I herewith present my reasons: I began my career as a private, because of the intensity of the battle You have...
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One’s Worth
ONE’S WORTH A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this $20 bill?” Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you, but first, let...
All We Really Need to Know We Learned from Noah’s Ark
ALL WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW WE LEARNED FROM NOAH’S ARK 1. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark. 2. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big. 3. Don’t listen to critics — do what has to...
Four Wives
FOUR WIVES There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very...
Dear Fool
Dear Fool, I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn’t even bless your meals or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful. I like that about you! I cannot tell...