SECOND CHANCE If we might have a second chance To live the day once more, And rectify mistakes we’ve made To even up the score. If we might have a second chance to use the knowledge gained, Perhaps we might become at last As fine as God ordained. But...
Sand and Stone
SAND AND STONE Two friends were walking through the desert. In a specific point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but…without saying anything, wrote in the sand: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND...
Request for Transfer
REQUEST FOR TRANSFER TO: Commander and Chief Spiritual Armed Forces, Jesus Christ Dear Lord; I am writing this to You to request a transfer to a desk job. I herewith present my reasons: I began my career as a private, because of the intensity of the battle You have...
One’s Worth
ONE’S WORTH A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this $20 bill?” Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you, but first, let...
All We Really Need to Know We Learned from Noah’s Ark
ALL WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW WE LEARNED FROM NOAH’S ARK 1. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark. 2. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big. 3. Don’t listen to critics — do what has to...
