INSTALLING LOVE Tech Support: Yes, Ma’am…. how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process? Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think...
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A Prayer
A PRAYER Dear Lord: Every single evening As I’m lying here in bed This tiny little prayer Keeps running through my head. God bless my mom and dad, And other family. Keep them warm and safe from harm For they’re so close to me. And God, there is one...
A Customer Service Call
A CUSTOMER SERVICE CALL: Customer Service Rep: Hello, you have reached the Heart Systems Software Company help desk. How may I help you? Customer: I just received your latest program, LOVEv4.0…you know…the freeware. I don’t understand it. Can you tell me how to install it? CS Rep: Sure thing...
Did Jesus Use A Modem At The Sermon On The Mount?
DID JESUS USE A MODEM AT THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT? Did Jesus use a modem, At the Sermon on the Mount? Did He ever try a broadcast fax, To send his message out? Did the disciples carry beepers, As they went about their route? Did Jesus use a...
Moses and the New Computerized Ten Commandments
MOSES AND THE “NEW COMPUTERIZED TEN COMMANDMENTS” MOSES: “Excuse me, Sir.” GOD: “Is that you again, Moses?” MOSES: “I’m afraid it is, Sir.” GOD: “What is it this time, Moses; more computer problems?” MOSES: “How did you guess?” GOD: “I don’t have to guess, Moses. Remember ?” MOSES: “Oh,...